COSMO PERES



But the similarities between Shimon Peres and Kramer do not end there.

Kramer
Tries to solve the world's problems by inventing a bladder system for storing oil in tankers
Peres
Tries to solve the world's problems by trying to appease Israel's enemies

Kramer
Once celebrated Festivus
Peres
Recently celebrated his 8oth birthday

Kramer
Is nuts
Peres
Thinks that Jerusalem should be made capital of the world, with the UN Secretary-General as mayor, and that Arafat deserved his Nobel peace prize

Kramer
Is friends with a fat guy called Newman
Peres
Is friends with a fat guy called Sharon

Kramer
Women find him irresistable
Peres
Kathleen Turner called him "the sexiest man alive"

Kramer
Is scared of clowns
Peres
Is a clown

Kramer
Was part of a show that quit while it was ahead
Peres
Should have quit while he was ahead

Kramer
Overstays his welcome
Peres
Has overstayed his welcome

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