THERE'S NOTHING ON THE TUBE

The PLO Arab deputy minister for foreign affairs is apparently bored with television in the PLO Arab areas. They just aren't showing enough anti-Semitic propoganda these days.

The Palestinian deputy minister for foreign affairs, 'Adli 'Sadiq, wrote an item for the Palestinian daily Al-Hayyat Al-Jadida on Monday criticizing the fact that all the Arab television shows and serials made for the holy month of Rama’dan are of a low artistic standard and do not deal with important current affairs.

Such shows, in his opinion should dwell on issues such as the "Zionist criminal aggression, the failure of financial development, democracy, human rights or issues of violence and extremism."

However, the author points out one show, the anti-Semitic Syrian production "The Diaspora", which he claims is of high quality and says that more productions like it should be made.

And speaking of PLO Arab television, I let my imagination run wild and created this list of possible television shows:

Erakat's Believe It or Not
Quran Leap
Everybody Loves Yasser
Queria for the Straight Guy
Da Ali Jihad Show
Veil of Fortune
Two guys, seventy two virgins and blowing up a pizza place
I Dream of Jenin